What's Your Favorite Euphemism/Dysphemism For Sex?

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You don't have to pick just one.

My favorites have to be "Ethiopian boredom dance," "horizontal tango," and "red-hot boxer hockey."
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
Making love. >_>
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Loner the People's Senpai
spear the bearded clam, vulcanize the whoopee stick, two person pushups, and tickle her belly from the inside
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Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor, Dance the Mattress Jig, Work the Hairy (or Dumb) Oracle
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DanteCount wrote...
vulcanize the whoopee stick


My life is now complete.
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
Initiating the Dance Routine,
Fucking,
At it like animals,
Getting laid
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Loner the People's Senpai
Randumb wrote...
DanteCount wrote...
vulcanize the whoopee stick


My life is now complete.


Lol, heard that from a guy at work, glad you like, I laughed for 10 min after he told me that
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Fucking like jackrabbits

banging

Naked Twister

Horizontal Polka
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Playtime.
>///<;
Or "sexcapades" xD;
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Lollikittie wrote...
Playtime.
>///<;
Or "sexcapades" xD;


SEXCAPADES is an amazing word.
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Bumping uglys, the nasty, the bareback dance
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Brittany FAKKU Production Mngr
The only one I ever use is "playing" - "I wanna play"
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Fooling around, horizontal mambo, getting it on, and "fun" ;D
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Tapping the midnight still
Climbing the staircase of adulthood
Polishing the footstone
Rolling your oats
Bucking the forbidden horse
Forging the moaning stone
Donning the velvet hat
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
Screwing
fucking
Banging one out
humping
killing five mins.
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Bed-top sports for the indoor-types.
Jamming it in.
That thing you do with someone when the rooster goes "cuckoo cuckoo".
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Playing


Making love
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I've been thinking of euphemisms for years, but my favorite is "sliding salami into the meat pocket." It's not a winner, but it makes me laugh.
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Taming the beaver with a piece of wood!
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animefreak_usa wrote...


killing five mins.



ha
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