Pokémon: FAKKU Version; Adventure Game

You order Jackistan to headbutt Asuzu- which he does without hesitation.
Your pussy rival falls over after a short spray of blood evacuates out his nose.
He's now on the ground crying for the 2nd time in the past 5 minutes.

The Bulbasaur isn't sure what to do so he just hides under the table to avoid injury.
Pussy Bulbasaur, Pussy trainer. They'll be alright together.
You call Jackistan back into his Pokeball.



You steal 500 PokeMoney from him and exit the Laboratory.

Welp, you have your own Pokemon now. Shit's about to get real.

You stare down the grass path, but there's also a nearby beach.

What do you do?

You go to the beach to find some fanservice, when suddenly you come across...


"RATTICATE, UGUU!"

....this sight confuses your young mind, and you decide to go back the way you came.

All that's left now is the grass path.
You proceed in and are attacked by the Rattata's and Ratticate from before!

What do you do?

You send out Jackistan to attack the bastard Rattata's. It's time for revenge.

Before you're able to yell "Water Gun", Jackistan unleashes a biblical torrent of water from his mouth, crashing into the powerless Rattata's (& Ratticate), sending them to watery graves.

Jackistan turns to face you with a smile.
You decide it's best to not anger him.

You proceed into the next town- Meet&Greet Town.



You check your bag- empty. Might be a good idea to stock up on Pokeballs.

There's a PokeMart nearby, as well as a Pokemon Gym.
There's also a rather excited looking fellow over there.... looks like he's about to piss himself.
To the north is Meet&Greet Forest.
To the west is the FAKKU League.

What will you do?

You approach the excited looking guy.
He notices you and nearly shits his pants.

You were about to say hi, but he jumps straight into talking first.
"OMG HAI WATS YER NAME? XDDDDDDDDD IM NEW HERE I WANA MEET LOTS OF NEW FRINDS ^_____^"

You slowly back away, fearing for your life.
"OMG WHERE U GOING DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD::::
DUN LEAVE MY UR MY ONLY FRIEND NUUUUUUUU"

He pulls a knife on you- Jackistan pops out of his ball and uses HEADBUTT to knock the freak out.

Maybe next time we shouldn't approach shady look newfags.

There's a PokeMart, and a Pokemon Gym.
To the north is Meet&Greet Forest, to the west is the FAKKU League.

What will you do?

You check to see if this freak has anything worth taking.
His clothes are sweat-stained and gross.
He only has a few hundred PokeMoney.
No Pokemon... of course.
His knife is the only thing worth taking.
You break his glasses for shits and giggles, and leave the remains next to him.

You walk into the PokeMart.



Approaching the shady-looking clerk, you pawn off the knife for a few hundred more PokeMoney.

You decide its a good idea to buy a few Pokeballs.
...not that you'll need them, considering how powerful Jackistan seems to be already.
But it doesn't hurt to have some anyway.

Leaving the mart, you look around.
There's a Pokemon Gym. To the north is Meet&Greet Forest, and the FAKKU League to the west.

What do you do now?

You approach the Gym but the door is locked.
Well you didn't just walk 10 feet for nothing. You grab a rock and bust the window open, crawling through it.



Walking around inside the dark Gym, it seems completely abandoned.
There's an open door over there... looks like a light coming through.
You hear... voices? You approach slowly to investigate.

Peaking through the door you see 3 figures, 2 sitting, one standing.
One is a woman.... the other, a large man...
The 3rd, his face can't be made out... it's hidden in the shadows.

They start speaking.


"It's never going to work."


"Waar is right. It's impossible."


"Now, Teg... Have a little faith in me. You know, like the old days. It's going to work, trust me.
We have every component, all that's left is-"

CRASH.
You fell over while leaning against the door, you idiot.
"GO!" Flashes of red, and a Dragonite with evil eyes is floating above you.
The 3 figures are gone.

You get up and start running the opposite direction- any fucking place is better than here.
But you're still an idiot. You're cornered by the Dragonite.
Looks like you're fucked.

WAT DO?

As the Dragonite hovers over you, you're wondering if this is the end.

It begins charging a Hyper Beam.
Well, you're going to die anyway- you reach out and rub its belly.
It instantly falls to the ground with a thunk. The fuck?

The Dragonite looks really happy now. You keep rubbing its belly and it licks your face.
...alrighty then.

You climb out of the gym window. The Dragonite crashes through the wall, leaving a large hole. He's following you.

Well, his other trainer (whoever it was) seems to have abandoned him.
Looks like you have a new Pokemon.

What do you name the Dragonite?


[size=10]Must be between 1 and 10 characters.[/h]

and where do you go next?
Meet&Greet Forest lies to the north, and the FAKKU League is to the west.

You decide to name the Dragonite 'Grace', after discovering it's actually female.
Jackistan won't stop staring at her. Grace is blushing.
This is going to be a long journey.

You make your way into Meet&Greet Forest. There's bugs everywhere, and you're not sure where the exit is.

Grace uses Hyper Beam to blast a large path through the tree's, killing a lot of bug Pokemon in the process. The Bug Catchers looked ready to attack, but they're smart enough to know a Dragonite when they see one.

You enter Music City.



There's another Pokemon Gym, and Mt. Butts is to the east.

What do you do?