Pokémon: FAKKU Version; Adventure Game

You walk to the front of the gym.
The last towns gym helped you realize doors are for pussies.
You look at Grace. Grace looks at you. She knows what to do.

With one majestic slam, there's a large hole in the side of the Gym, through which you enter.


"Oh dear... you crashed a hole in the side of my gym."
That must be the gym leader.
You approach him, Jackistan and Grace are ready.
"Well I guess this means you wanna fight. Fiiiine."
After throwing 3 Pokeballs in the air, the leaders 3 companions appear by his side.

The leader speaks again.
"They call me artcellrox. Your journey ends here, I'm afraid."

What do you do?

You send out Jackistan to fight against artcellrox's Graveler duo!
You give him the simple order "Beat the shit out of his Pokemon!"
Jackistan turns and looks at you with confusion.

While he's focused on you, artcellrox's Gravelers attack with Rock Smash!
Jackistan seems to be alright, but now he remembers you're an idiot.

Jackistan hops into the air and sprays a jet of water at the Gravelers but they dodge easilly-
Jackistan isn't fast enough to hit them.
All the raw power isn't worth anything if he can't hit the enemy.
Maybe Grace is fast enough...?

The Gravelers are about to attack Jackistan again!
What will you do?

Jackistan withdraws into his shell and takes the hit- sending him flying around the gym, hitting the walls like a pinball.
Grace takes the oppertunity to take his place- she immediately slams into the 1st Graveler- and much like the wall of the gym only moments before, it explodes.
The 2nd Graveler looks at the pile of rocks that used to be his partner.

It doesn't take him long to decide this is a losing battle, and he flee's out of the hole in the side of the Gym.

artcellrox speaks.
"....you just killed my Graveler."

How do you reply?

"Yupp, so go fuck yourself and give me the badge."
artcellrox throws the badge at your feet and tells you to get out.

You got the Rocker Badge!


You leave the gym (through the hole in the wall obviously) and proceed to the center of the town.

Jackistan is a little beat up, but he's a trooper.
Grace is doing just fine.

There's a Pokemon Center where you can heal up Jackistan.
There's also a grass path to the east.
You could also go south and check out the FAKKU League before leaving the area.

What will you do?

You proceed down the grass path to the east.
There are many trainers, who normally would challenge you... but they decide to stay back, as Grace is floating behind you.



You come to a cave in the side of a mountain; Mt. Cosplay.
The only way is through.

You can go into Mt. Cosplay and hope you come out the other side.
But nearby, there's also a mysterious building.

What will you do?

You head on into the building.
Before you have a chance to look around-
HELLO MASTER!!

A girl cosplaying as a Pikachu bounces up to you.
She grabs your hand and leads you to a table, where you sit.
You look around and see other girls, waiting on other trainers like you.
They're all dressed like Pokemon.

It dawns on you, you're in a Cosplay Cafe.

At least you can enjoy a nice view.
The cute Pikachu girl asks you what you'll have- you just ask for some Pokemon Food for Jackistan and Grace.

As you wait for their food, an old gentleman approaches you.

"Young man, have I got good news for you.
You've been randomly chosen for the offer of the century!"
This should be good.
He places a PokeBall on the table.
"See this PokeBall? There's a Pokemon inside. And it's all yours. For only 1000 PokeMoney."

It's very tempting.
Do you take the offer?