Pokémon: FAKKU Version; Adventure Game

You decide to take the offer.
You put 1000 PokeMoney on the table, and the man- and your money- are gone before you can say "Thanks."

30 minutes later~

You walk out of the Cafe, more of a man.
Jackistan and Grace are full of food, and you're itching to see what fantastic Pokemon you've received.

You chuck the PokeBall into the air, a flash of red blinds you for a moment, you look down, and...
Nothing.

You look forward- Nothing

You look down.


It's a Weedle. You got ripped off.
Well, at least it wasn't a Magikarp.

What do you name the Weedle?

You name the Weedle, Kamina.
He seems to like the name.

He already seems way cooler. You're not sure why.

Seeing as there isn't anywhere else to go, you travel into Mt. Cosplay.



.....it's dark.
You feel along the walls, hoping you're making some kind of progress.

It's now you discover, Grace is afraid of the dark.
Without your command, Grace uses Hyper Beam and blasts a large path out of the other side of the mountain.
You proceed out, onto Route 4 towards Romance City.

But before you can enter the city...
"H-HEY, ASSHOLE!"


Oh look, it's your pussy-ass rival Asuzu. I wonder what he wants.
"I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!"

Ha. This should be fun.

What do you do?

You smack Asuzu like the bitch he is and proceed towards the city while he cries on the ground.

Romance City... as the name would suggest is a lovely place.



There's a Pokemon Gym, specializing in Water Type.
There's a bridge to the north, and a beat-up looking house.
You decide not to proceed east or south until you've beaten the local Gym.

What do you do?

You go into the gym- all you see is girls in bikini's. Bikini's, everywhere
So much skin. So much female.
It's truly beautiful.

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Trying to keep all your blood from spraying out your nose, you proceed to the Gym Leader.

"Uhm, hi! My name is Jun and I'm the leader of this Gym!
Um, did you want to battle?"

What do you do?

You unzip your pants and take out your cock.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM"

Some hours later~

You are now in jail. Nice job, idiot.

Jackistan, Grace, and Kamina are in their Pokeballs on your belt.

What do you do?

Grace blasts a hole in the wall of the Jail. Subtle.

You run out, cops close behind.

You're starting to lose them, but they're still in pursuit.

You see your faggy rival Asuzu in the distance.
"Hey, Damon! What're you running from?"

You hop into a nearby bush.
The police are getting closer.
"There he is!" one of them screams, pointing at Asuzu.

They tackle him down with the force of a semi-truck, punch him in his pussy face, cuff him, and haul him off to jail as he screams "WAAAAH, W-W-WHAT DID I D-DO?!"

You proceed back to Romance City.

There's the Pokemon Gym, a bridge to the north, and a beat-up house.

What will you do?