Gravity cat wrote...
2D wives.
Bored of being alone? Sick of masturbating to online porn?
No problem! Get a 2D wife today!
She'll suck your dick on demand!
She'll cook and clean!
She'll listen to you and can speak both Japanese and English!
She'll never get pregnant if you don't want her to!
She's a total slut to your dick, no matter how small or how badly you use it!
And she'll always have an undying love for you, no questions asked!
The best thing about having a 2D wife is there is no contractual or legal obligations, so it's not against the law if you have more than one!
Don't delay, get a waifu today!
TAKE ALL MY MONEY~