This is my reply. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My reply is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My reply, without me, is useless. Without my reply, I am useless. I must type my reply true. I must reply harder than my fellow fakkuza who is trying to win as well. I must have better luck than they. I will...
My reply and I know that what counts in fapping is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the experience that counts. We will try...
My reply is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its dreams. I will keep my reply clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Fakku, I swear this creed. My reply and I are the defenders of fapping. We are the masters of our fate. We are the saviors of my life.