100 meters is all it takes

For me to change my mind and came to a conclusion of "FUCK SCHOOL, I'M GOING BACK HOME"

I felt the same when I was in school

In priary school I faked a high temperature alot. Put a hot flannel on my forehead then patted it dry, and laid in bed pretending to have a fever.

Dashing your way home?

Meters... commie.

Nah, not really, just walked it, but I have to come up with a good excuse soon.

My classes are suspended due to typhoon. jelly?

"I've got the shits"

Too much swag.

Got the strange urge to go play QWOP

just say I kept you up all night

You need to get better at excuses... I'm pretty good at it now... went to school for like 15-16 years, barely ever did homework. Got away with it most of the time by saying 'ah shit, it's at home... I'll bring it next week' and doing that week after week till the teacher forgot :3 some actually made me do it, some just gave up. Worked out well.

But yeah, get better at your pretending to be sick voice, or get better at lying. either or :D

I just excuse'd my way out of missing an exam completely. What you want?