A guy just told me that he loves me...

What the heck should I do? D:

I dunno, but it seems he's gay.

Seems...
It's pretty obvious though. D:
Or else he's just doing it to piss me off.

Slap him on the ass and tell him 'Good Game'

Okay.
I'll just stick my hand through my laptop, and slap his ass when he's halfway across the country. ^^

Oh it wasn't in person? Then screw dat, block the fool. No?

Oh, so he's an internet gay? Fuck around with him. Then, when he has taken a deeper liking to you keep getting nastier and nastier with your fetishes, like fucking scat and sadist shit. Tell him you like goatse and that you sometimes call transies because your inner straight guy still likes tits.(you're doing this to disgust him and hopefully he'll piss off) Trolling people is the shit. Don't feel bad, it's not like you will ever meet him anyways.

do what Rbz says, but be careful, he might be closer than you think he is....

I think this tread has all your answers

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=23367&start=0

Why would he be gay? If he talks like a gay guy and dresses like one.. Then he probably is. But if he's saying he loves you straight to your face. He's either taking the piss, or is confused. Unless he's known you for years. Just tell him how you feel about him and that's that. Just don't leave him in the dark and ignore him.

Fuck it. RBZ it. If he's on the internet anyway.

Rbz Says it better than anyone

RBZ, you are amazing yet again.

This is the most wonderful peice of advice I have ever received. EVER.

You owe him a blowjob, at the very least.
That's just common courtesy.

You remind me of a sibling...RBZ his sorry ass.