A Helpful Chart

So, are you having sex or not?

Let me get ready

uhm no

I'm an IB User. Even small flowcharts like these confuse me.

Not right this second.

Is this chart going to be on the final?

No wonder this was confusing me. Females only.
[size=3]or gays, too, I guess...[/h]

Little virgin boy is eating a sandwich.

I'm probably masturbating. XD

In what instance would anyone even need to consult this chart?

[color=purple]This path isn't necessarily correct:

Is it Sexy? -Yes-> Are You Alone -No-> No really, are you? -No!-> Are you naked? -Yes-> Are you hungry? -No-> Did someone have an orgasm or are they about to/trying to? -Yes-> You're probs having sex!

The underlined question doesn't mention anything about the possibility that someone could be at that state, just within the vicinity of you, but not exactly someone with you.

Say someone is having sex across the hall, and is about to orgasm. I'm not the one having sex.

BUT THEN AGAIN, that is why it says "probs", n'est pas? =P