All my friends are whores.

Lube? They use loli tears and i love blood. Also https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=53540

I love my lolis bloody with a little mold. Like them sauced up in a pan. Fucked in grease and marinade sauce. I love them wrapped in pig blood and fucked by one of the 101 dalmatians. I love it when they cry and scream for help. When they expect big brother or father to come in but they're already dead. I love it when they remember things they had a happy time doing and the person brutally cutting and raping them ruins it. I love it when they're hung from a pole by a tight rope that almost cuts their body in half.


THAT'S how I like my lolis.

Rofl. Guys always make that excuse "oh herp derp it's SO HARD TO HAVE MY PLAYER SWAG". No, no it really isn't.
"Studs" and "sluts" come in all forms, from entry-level sleazy to good looking and swanky.

Sorry about all your friends being whores.

But giz... you know it's true. It's a learning experience to please a woman. Men squirt on contract. You really have to be really, really bad not to please a man.. Like saggy loose vag or smell like a beast.

Fix'd.

Vanilla is good reading because it doesn't happen, that's why everyone has meaningless sex

*Raeps Tachigami.*

I hear dat. my first is my only. :D

What happened to dis nigga?

I still state my answers on studs/sluts.

Exactly. Unless they're sleeping with your boyfriends, it has nothing to do with you, and there is no reason for you to complain.

It's not your life, it doesn't concern you the least, fuck off.

>7 pages

Better story:

>The banana was smarter than her

welp, nothing to see here folks

There was an orgy in bannered mare of whitehorn city inside skyrim and I just left it after joining in for several hours.

Hue hue hue

Really? It's Whiterun; get it right.

Whine moar.