Amusement at Work

So I'm at work, and one of the hostesses got left a note from one of the customers on the back of one of our surveys.

This is what is basically said.

"U R Vere Hawt

Call Me at

###-###-####

if u dont hav a man"

In very bad handwriting.

He was approximately high school age, with his mother at the time. She said he was pretty unattractive.

And he didn't leave a tip.

odds are he wasnt paying so the tip issue is moot.

If he was trying to pick up a girl the least he could do was leave a tip.

post number, let the lulz begin.

we're not /b/

THIS! IS! IB!

>Implying I'm going to waste money on an international call for somethin' that stupid.

Skype is free with a stolen card and smsrape is free too.

@Waar
never said here.

with stolen credit cards everything is free.

Moot point anyways, don't have the paper that has the number on it.

And dude. If you're wanting to catch the attention of the waitress you're hitting on, it doesn't matter if you are paying. Leave a really big tip. And make sure she knows you're doing it.

Though most of them will just flirt with you for the sole reason of you leaving a nice tip.

Though he already fucked up by misspelling Very, and using chat speak.

Seriously, if you're going to go with the written note. At least know how to write.

And it needs to be something interesting. Not something that says "OMG! BOOBS!"

OMG! VAGOO that not my mother's.