Anime Haikus I found on /a/

Goddess in my cart
She teases me so sweetly
Then eats all my food
-MrShadowzs

FURST!!! (^^)

You bastard.

(First quote)

This guy is posting them like crazy

por que?

Oh, I saw that thread.

[size=29]Puas yog ma!![/h]

http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/67693098 for the thread, btw.
Still going.

It's been a while since I've been to /a/.

I saw another haiku thread...and following that thread was a doujin dump...of a dog raping a school girl.