Anything is a key

Would really like to hook this up to boobs.

I was expecting a ghost busters reference for some reason.
I am please to be wrong.

Pretty amusing, but I think it's fake.

If it is, they've made a huge profit.

Some parts of the video I think, the actions were a bit off.

Advertising.

Here we go.

Why must I be made to rue being lazy and jobless so often?

Interesting...

is that even possible?

Yes, very possible. A student in this year's college spring interactive multimedia show did something similar with making objects into sensors: he made a piece of campus sculpture a musical instrument that you had to just touch to play!
Neat stuff.