Big Bob stops a shoplifter

Big Bob here, and I'm a hero.

:D

Did you kick his/her ass?

Sure.
This little kid thought he was a badass tough gangster grabbing a 3 musketeers without paying for it so I stopped him and his dad at the door. But the dad told me he paid for it and was pulling out a gun from his pocket, so without hesitation I shot him with my taser and punched the kid to the ground and sprayed him with mace. The kid was screaming in pain but I knew this little bastard was faking it, so I called for backup and continued beating the kid with a Ben 10 action figure I found in their bags. luckily backup arrived and I managed to subdue the dad and his son. Upon further investigation, it turned out they did pay for the candy bar so I planted one in the dads pocket to save my reputation.

Change your avi back to Osmosis Jones

You suck, big bob!

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The real story:
Some guy tried to steal light bulbs and I stopped him at the front. He paid for them afterwards after saying "He forgot."

You make for a fun liar. Please do write more.

The first one was funny.

I once killed a man with my bear arms.