Birds and Cars
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It's a common thing that occurs in residential areas. Well...at least here.
I'm thinking that birds like to play a game with each other. The objective of this game is to fly in front of a moving car, as close as you can without getting hit. Every single day I go to drive out, there's a bird that flies right of me. I wonder why there haven't been any fatalities yet.
I'm thinking that birds like to play a game with each other. The objective of this game is to fly in front of a moving car, as close as you can without getting hit. Every single day I go to drive out, there's a bird that flies right of me. I wonder why there haven't been any fatalities yet.
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I was thinking they like to sit in front of cars and see how close they can get to being run over before flying away.
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That happened to me today. A bird was flying in front of my car today, like it could go fast enough to fly and stay in font of me... it couldn't.
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Here, bird are too lazy to fly away, they just waddle slowly out of your path. Therefore every time I see one of those birds, I step on the pedal and steer towards the waddling bird and hope I kill it (of course in an empty street). Still no success yet, but some day.
Hate them birds, always crapping all over my car.
Hate them birds, always crapping all over my car.