Call me big brother, like a real american
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
cruz737 wrote...
I didn't find it funny.Spoiler:
Someone asked for some neosporin?
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jwub4 wrote...
Bend me over, big brother.Well, that's how we were initiated in jail.
sounds like and interesting bedtime story
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Masayoshiii
Gone
opanihuya wrote...
sounds like and interesting bedtime storyGive your kids the gift of their first dildo.
Just don't tell them how to use it.
Instead, tell them a bedtime story about how it was once used as a harpoon to repeatedly stab tuna.
Make it as vague as possible, but still give enough detail that DHS will show up to take custody of your kids.
That is the story of someone's life.
Who's life though?
Beats me.
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LoliCreamPie wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
sounds like and interesting bedtime storyGive your kids the gift of their first dildo.
Just don't tell them how to use it.
Instead, tell them a bedtime story about how it was once used as a harpoon to repeatedly stab tuna.
Make it as vague as possible, but still give enough detail that DHS will show up to take custody of your kids.
That is the story of someone's life.
Who's life though?
Beats me.
Dildo? In my days, we didn't have such flying contraptions. Popa used to say bend over, and we did. Used to spit in his handa and jam it on up. That's how he taught us to poop. I was just a young shouta back then.
I'm sorry, it is the vodka talking. I'm really fucking wasted.
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jwub4 wrote...
LoliCreamPie wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
sounds like and interesting bedtime storyGive your kids the gift of their first dildo.
Just don't tell them how to use it.
Instead, tell them a bedtime story about how it was once used as a harpoon to repeatedly stab tuna.
Make it as vague as possible, but still give enough detail that DHS will show up to take custody of your kids.
That is the story of someone's life.
Who's life though?
Beats me.
Dildo? In my days, we didn't have such flying contraptions. Popa used to say bend over, and we did. Used to spit in his handa and jam it on up. That's how he taught us to poop. I was just a young shouta back then.
I'm sorry, it is the vodka talking. I'm really fucking wasted.
I hope you learned well son.
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LoliCreamPie wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
sounds like and interesting bedtime storyGive your kids the gift of their first dildo.
Just don't tell them how to use it.
Instead, tell them a bedtime story about how it was once used as a harpoon to repeatedly stab tuna.
Make it as vague as possible, but still give enough detail that DHS will show up to take custody of your kids.
That is the story of someone's life.
Who's life though?
Beats me.
nice, i know one too. like when in kindergarten there was this girl who liked to play doggies who were sniffing each others buttholes. but when it was my turn i always ran away crying
jwub4 wrote...
I'm really fucking wasted.highfive
