Can't Find My Mastabatory Aid
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I have looked everywhere, and can't seem to find that thing the fits mah dick so well. I was last using it this morning (morning wood and all). I finished and when I was done I went into the bathroom took a shower and when I got out it was gone, I have no clue where it could be...she left her phone number but I don't think I'll be calling!
Oh yeah! I love going to bars!
Oh yeah! I love going to bars!
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Never no good women in bars. Either old cunts, mtv gum chewing twats or the herp carriers.
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yurixhentai
desu
iMuse wrote...
I thought this was a remake of the "I lost my bottle of lube" thread
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Damoz
~Not A User~
yurixhentai wrote...
iMuse wrote...
I thought this was a remake of the "I lost my bottle of lube" thread
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yurixhentai wrote...
iMuse wrote...
I thought this was a remake of the "I lost my bottle of lube" threadThis.
Also, 2/10.
You're better than that, Long.
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Damoz wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
iMuse wrote...
I thought this was a remake of the "I lost my bottle of lube" thread
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I lost my bicycle. I knew I shouldn't have lent it to that black man.
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Lollikittie wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
iMuse wrote...
I thought this was a remake of the "I lost my bottle of lube" threadThis.
Also, 2/10.
You're better than that, Long.
Are you sayin 2/10 cause I didn't call her back? Cause if you were a dude you would know that's 10/10.
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gauvyen wrote...
How does it feel to be a member of Matchbox 20?Not sure what that means.
But I used to own Matchbox toys!
