Da Fuck is Wrong With People

Seriously.

bitches need to chill the fuck out lol herds of niggas just running into danger only a matter of time till a bunch get semi'd darwin's waiting room comes true then we're overpopulated anyway I say fuck em they get hit they get hit less mouths to feed

natural selection is finally coming back into play

edit

apparently two fuckers got killed because they were mistaken for burglars

Natural selection didn't disappear to begin with. lol

My mom is playing now... fuck.

We know you're a 90s kid, freaky.

it's just a phrase that states that survival is no longer a fight of the fittest. That it's no longer that smartest and strongest of us that breeds.

In highschool i was too busy trying to fit my dick into three girls pussies at the same time. Was no pokemans

I like the game. No doubt it has it's problems as a game, like it sometimes stops working, drains batteries, isn't as easy or intuitive for new users but it's still a small, free distraction. Plus it gets people out of their house to walk around, go to new places and be social.

But some people need some serious self control. It shouldn't have to be said but you shouldn't be looking at your phone to cross the street, or while driving, or while on a pier, or a cliff...

Some guy where I live was playing that and walked right up to a police station looking for the little fuckers. The cops came out to ask him what the hell he's doing on the property anyways, they ran him through the computer and it turns out the dumbass had a warrant out for his arrest. Not the smartest, eh?

Pokemon Go was designed to get rid of the idiots.

I assume anyone that doesn't play Pokemon Go is either elderly, or doesn't have a smartphone...or a hipster.

I'm waiting for either a formal release here or for the country to actually be safe to go out in.

Also, you know, more Pokemon around here in general. Haven't heard of too many around this backwater area.

You mean everyone who isn't a sperg right?

You'll like this.

You seem surprised by stupidity, which itself is a slightly surprising thing.

WAIT. *realizes*

A VAPOREON!!!!?!