Do you wear a tinfoil hat?

I like making polls

Dude my hat is on at all times, never take it off or the government will steal your memories!!!1!11!!1

The government is fake!

They only conspire to keep themselves rich and in power- they people they supposedly represent be damned- and that's not exactly a secret.

Only at work or in the bedroom.

Wonder if I should make a huge-ass poll again.

You think this is a game, nigga?

I've always wondered...what function does the tinfoil hat serve?

To prevent "mind control"? Or to stop someone from reading their thoughts?

Satellites. It prevents them from registering your heat signature from the satellites and to disrupt any radio connections in your home.
Nah... Idk.... That all i know from movies/shows i watched when dem weirdos put it all around their house.

I made one for my dog once. Halloween and she was is a priest outfit with my soldier rosary.

The government AND The Aliens!!!1!!!!111!!!!

The American Government has been conspiring against the people since 1776.

Nothing new.