Fuck This

Rant about anything you want.

You know what fucking pisses me off. Cartoons these days are just terrible. What ever happened to the old days and by old days i'm talking about just ten years ago when the stupidity and childish fun put into cartoons was actually good for you. Cartoons like Chowder and Flapjack are retarded. Spongebob too but that I can kind of take. Shows like What's New Scooby Doo are just plain stupid. I fucking loved the old Scooby Doo Where Are You. It was great. Shows like Ed, Edd, N Eddy, Animaniacs, The old Simpsons episodes, and Captain Planet just to name a few were some of the greatest cartoons ever. To make matters worse have you seen some of the non-anime shows on adult swim. Go ahead Watch Adult Swim on Sunday night and vomit at the shit coming out of your T.V. I'm not saying that all Cartoons That they have on these days are stupid, just most of them. Why don't they show the good old cartoons on T.V. these days. They say that T.V. rots your brain. Cartoons these days don't rot your brain, they fucking blow it up with a pipe bomb. I have to admit that some idiot ideas for cartoons aren't to much dumber than cartoons in the past. just don't make a cartoon based off of the unfiltered, uncensored, brain dribble that your mind spews out every day.

videos from some of the old cartoons.

yeah your right the old shows where the best cartoon network shot them selves in the balls when they killed toonami and the name says it its a network about cartoons whats up with this live action shit

Shows that ruined cartoon network :

1.Flapjack- first though = WTF that kid looks like he has polio...

2.Chowder- a fat purple "kid" with man boobs and a retard block thing that only
says "RADA"

CN REAL- live action shit with survivorman? COMPLETE UTTER BS

Other shows that ruined CN- BEN 10 / JONNY TEST / BATMAN BRAVE AND THE BOLD (WTF NO ADAM WEST?)

Now I did like Teen Titans. Seems like a good cartoon to me.

I thought fosters was kind of cute :) But the longer you watch it the more you realize Bloo is a really snotty annoying asshole.

You know what pisses me right the fuck off? A bunch of snotty girl and faggy boy pop singers/group that pass themselves off as rockers or musicians in general!

I'm speaking of course of the likes of the Jonas Bros. and Hannah Montana/Miley Cirus! They're music is nothing more than a bunch of crap flirt songs and stupid rambling that the young masses seem to accept as 'Music'.

I've even come to learn that the Jonas Bros. don't even play their goddamn instruments! Can you believe that bullshit. To be honest i remember their name being tossed around and my reaction was literally "Who the hell are the Jonas Bros." And because a friend asked me to, I listened to one of their songs... I had to drown it out with Nirvana and James Brown soon after.

But my rant doesn't limit itself to some Country has been's annoying offspring and a bunch of homos with Purity rings, but today's music in general. One such genre I'll extend to is Hip-hop/Rap.

I mean, what happened to us? What the fuck happened to us?! Is this where Cool Hirk (sorry if I spelled his name wrong), Run DMC, Rakim and many others went through all of that shit for?! I mean come on at least gangster rap meant something as violent and repulsive as it was. Nowadays rappers are just a bunch of pop singers who don't sing on top of the gangsters throwin up gang signs and reppin hoods.

I mean what happened to the days where it was just about the music. What happened to the days where it wasn't about the size of your gun, the amount of bling you wore or how many bitches you had, but the flow and content of your rhymes? What happened to it being about the evolution of not just Black music, but music as a whole?

This is why I only listen to the classics, video game music and indie music nowadays because mainstream sucks.

^ True. The same thing has happened to movies. They put some of the same old stupid crap in each movie along with some skimpy teenagers and it's a blockbuster.
Things that sell:
-Cliché dating/romance scenes _mixed with_ cliché comedy
-Bar and party scenes
-Sex scenes
-Cheating scenes
-Consumerism
-Teens that think they rock because they do retarded things

Just take a look at any high schooler. They are the embodiment of those industries, and it's all around us.

Things aren't what they used to be. music, movies, just the media in general these days is deplorable. It's all about sex jokes and idiotic violence. Those things are nice here and there but when A show or movie bases the entire plot off of those things it just gets ridiculous. That being said Jackass was hilarious, but no amount of sex puns and pointless acts of idiocy will replace a good plot and halfway decent storytelling.

Teletoon Retro would like a word with you.

I fucking love 2's rants. I even considered buying tickets for AC just to see the guy. But then I realized I still had a debt of €400.

Hmmm what pisses me off?...*thinks really hard*...OK, i got it!!!
"The way Teen society dresses Today! And the personality and Attitudes that come with them!!!"

Girls:
they either dress like a scene slut or a goth slut...but either way they dress, they try there hardest to make themselves look like a slut! Really WTF?

Scene- They try there hardest to look like a tacky clown thats mated with a palm tree! An Example would be:

Goth anger girl-They are the girls who choose not to be so Colorful with there outfits, but they are just as bad...They cake on dark makeup and where miniskirts that show there ass when they bend over(and they want to be mad when guys hit on them *eye roll*).
Example:Hahaha. she is using myspace pose #2 out of 5..."they all use one of them"...

Personally I cant stand to be around any girl that fits in those two categories, because the ones who do tend to fall into then tend to be super mindless and shallow...
Also i don't want to leave the guys out of this rant!


BOYS:
Gangsta skater?- I personally don't think the two things belong together...but somehow they are. there Guys wearing Scarfs in the middle of the summer, with tight jeans that wont let there balls breath, with some stupid T-shirt on most likely talking about killing someone. They all think they are Hard core badass, and that they can skateboard even though they have never touched a board a day in there life...
Example:

Suicide/Emo boy- This is the Guy sporting the Dark hoodie, lip piercing, multy colored Hair, and a bad attitude. They also prefer the ball crushing jeans, but prefer to wear tons of belts, eyeliner,and nail polish to make sure they stand out from the rest...Yet once noticed they get pissed, yell at you and run off and cry...
Example:

I tend not to hang Around these two types of Guys...They tend to get annoying super Quickly, are Arrogant about there looks, And gets pissed when no one agrees with them....

BUT REALLY WTF HAPPENED TO THE TEENS??!!!
Majority of them are mindless, Fashion drones that have no taste in music or reality. I wish I could time travel back to the 90's!

THEY TOOK MY JAAAB!