fuck video encoding

Fuck you ffms2 for corrupting my entire video
fuck you dss2 for not being frame accurate
fuck you dss2 for thinking 8000000/333667 fps is a proper frame rate
fuck you tdecimate for being the most trolly filter of the IVTC package
fuck you parallelencoding.py for making me have to recode you for the third fucking time in order to just output the right frame rate and settings.
fuck you x264 for crashing on me TWICE
fuck you directshowsource for not supporting two streams at once and crashing on open.
fuck you directshowsource for giving me 4000000/166833 fps.
fuck you every single source filter for making me use assumefps.
fuck you directshowsource for making me retrim the fucking commercials.
fuck you removegrain for running out of memory
fuck you dss2 and directshowsource for not reading the source colorspace correctly as YV12 even though I did not command you to change the fucking colorspace
fuck you removegrain and deblockQED for requiring me to use planar colorspaces
fuck you lavfilters for not taking priority over haali.
fuck you graph studio for being not reading haali properly the first fucking time I load it but only during the second time
fuck you graph studio for only opening up after the project has been saved twice and after EVR video renderer has been attached three fucking times.
fuck you avcsource for being a piece of outdated shit that could have saved me a million hours in this entire process if you just worked properly.
fuck you windows for saying a directory does not exist that clearly exists and is right in front of my face.
fuck you h265 because I know you are going to have even more problems than h264 when it comes to this shit.
fuck you dgdecNV for requiring a fucking nvidia gpu when my server does not have one.

But vfr.py is a pretty cool guy and always does what I tell it to.

I hope you all can understand how my day has been since shit can sometimes be real gay.

Welp, you're going through a shit day I see

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How the... FUCK?

Ot: I under stood two lines.. i going to cry in the back of the van for a while.

I am too baked to understand this gif.

I am not baked enough to understand that gif.

It's alright man, you'll eventually finish that project

IT'S LIKE A SPRINKLER

There a site with milk versions of this.

What are you encoding?
I know only 4-5 terms that you used.

If you could buy an spinning ass sprinkler, I'd set that up in my front yard, grab a beer and a lawn chair and! waste away the afternoon!