Funniest/Best/Wierdest thing you've done on the toilet?

My best story is kinda lame- I was fapping and I took out a cockroach on the wall.
But, I really wanted to share this with FAKKU.

Sittin On Tha Toilet

[size=10]....thats not me.[/h]

So, FAKKU, what's the Funniest/Best/Wierdest thing you've done on the toilet?

Funny and disgusting and the same time, haha. Cockroaches? I'd freak.

you got coprophillia or somethin?

Yeah, but I've got so many I'm used to it. Theres a really big one that lives in a corner of my room, named him Muffy. Mostly 'cuz I'm too scared to try to kill him.

never done something weird on the toilet before >_>

you scared of roaches nash?

Shit man. I'd get the hell outta there.

The weirdest thing I did was washing a plastic skull. Why, well I leave that to your imagination.

@S44: I can't handle stuff like that. I'm also afraid of spiders.

@nash:
Despite their reputation as disgusting pests, cockroaches are used as food by humans. Those daring enough to try adult cockroaches have said that they taste like shrimp. The Aborigines of Australia and the Lao Hill tribe of Thailand eat them raw, while children throughout Laos collect the egg capsules for frying. In the United States cockroaches are never on the menu, but they still occasionally wind up on our plates, accidentally served up from kitchens that have fallen behind in their pest control efforts.
try to read this too :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_spider
and i also tried eating fried crickets.

South-East Asian food is real weird sometimes... like those fried eggs that contain dead chickies... wtf man? lol

In South America, dudes even eat Guinea Pigs. Yummy.

it's called balut. i personally hate that thing cause it looks pretty disgusting.
but the guinea pigs are presented like fried chicken,they call it cuy chactado

best thing iv done while on the toilet is finally releasing the shit i had to take from eating
I FELT LIKE I WAS GIVING BIRTH OUT MY ASS!!!!

then the funniest thing iv done was to take a picture like you know how a king sits on a chair n shit. well so was i but the chair was the toilet basicly i was the motherfucking king and my throne is the toilet i had the hat and everything while i was taking a shit

the best best thing i had done to me on the toilet was i once got blumpkin from my current woman yeah am a fraeky niqqua i also enjoy getting GOLDEN SHOWERS from her
ASS-well

let's see....
weirdest would be pissing inside women's toilet(good thing no one's inside).
best/funniest would be sleeping while shitting.

I edited a good part of this amv on the shitter I just never told anybody.

I made a list of all the things I've done while on the toilet, while I was on the toilet