del wrote...
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a registered sex offender
In inconherent babbling where I was among those that accepted me
On FAKKU where I jerked to kiddy porn.
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some semen into kleenex
When a couple of feds
Who were up to no good
Kicked my door in
I downloaded a couple gigs of CP and my mom disowned me
She said "You're no son of mine, good luck in federal prison!"
I begged and pleaded with the prosecutors to cut me a deal
But they said they had all the information needed
They slapped them wrist irons on, and off I was.
I cried and sobbed, and all the court laughed at me.
Sharing a cell with Bubba
Sucking all the protein I need from his cock
Is this my life until they prison shank me?
Hmmmmm just gotta pretend I'm some doujin rape victim
But wait, no! I don't want this.
Is this where they send all the people like me?
Is this my just reward?
I'll never know, too busy taking it up the ass.
I hope Bubba doesn't want seconds.
Ah well, he came in my ass, and told me to eat the shit off his dick.
There was a guard outside my cell, laughing his ass off.
As I sucked the shit off Bubba's dick
Is this my just reward?
I begged and pleaded with the guard to help
He just said, "Yo pedo, enjoy your just reward".
Bubba propped me against the bars.
And told the guard to whip his cock out.
And that's how I was fucked up the ass and mouth.
This is how it's done in federal prison.
They stopped around 6 AM in the morning
And I cried to myself, and they all said, "shut up bitch".
Bubba got atop me, and yanked out his shank.
And that's how I died in federal prison.
