Great Fakku! War (Postponed, Check Q&A for why)

THIS IS WAR!

Here are the links to each of the sids:

HAruhism
Principlaity of Zeon
Imperium of Man

Rules:
If you join a side, YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT.
Though most of the forum rules will not apply here, please maintain a level of civility.
No sexual talk.
This is an RP, so no direct talk between players from the opposing side (unless necesary)

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Priority Level: Magenta Alpha
Transmitted: Imperial Navy battleship Desolation, Imperial Battle Group Zeal, Fakku system
To: Public Announcement
Date: 3897999.M41
Transmitter: Astropath Prime Obrum
Reciever: Astropath-terminus Loki
Author: Force Commander shotgunorg of the 126th Imperial Expeditionary Force

"We shall carry our word,

We will correct and unify,

Hail the Emperor!"

Under this, we will crush the Heretic scum, we will bring peace and order through out the galaxy!

LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!

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(We have reserves. The Imperial Guard, I mean, and I shall be with the Imperium of Man)

You need to do it something like how I do it, by role-playing, not like that. :( Didn't you guys like ever do a forum RPG?

Nope.

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Welcome Zeph-Sama.
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Author identified as Morning Star
Proceeding to open message:

"Behold as the tidal of steel floods the street below, courageous as these fools are they have no concept of defeat.
Disorganized, fighting like children amongst themselves over petty ranks...
My attendance here is nothing short of a total disgrace upon my being, for these rats deserve not to be graced by my ever watchful eyes.
Nonetheless, my being here inspires my men and instills fear into the wretched heart of the enemies...
Haruhist's... as they are named, render images of empty vanity. Woe to the innocent who are assimilated into this plague, yet even falsely guided they cannot remain innocent.
Thus it is with my hand, that I grab it's neck and strangle every fiber unto submission.
My queen, please do not interpret this message as one of denial.
This a message of acceptance, I accept my duty as the VUVC Army Admistrator.
Whether hell bound or worse, I will accomplish my duties set forth.
As for now Zeph-Sama I return to the war room, to discuss matters of other factions."

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Zeph-Sama: "Jeeze, why does he talk like that...a simple "yes I will take the job" would have been fine...it's so embarrassing..."

Now that's how to do it :3