How would you act if a zombie apocalypse broke out?

I would probaly go to a guns store grab everything my car can carry and then go to some deserted place with no people...
o yeah and grab some food and twinkies

Believe it or not those twinkies have a expiration date if you get that line

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i just had to post this pic
Feel free to post funny or awesome zombie pics if you like :D

the first thing i do... well obviously grab a weapon

if im at my dads, i grab his shotgun

if im at my grandma's, i grab one of the metal pipes that i collect, or maybe one of the machetes we have.

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I hated that other idiot from that movie -___-

the kid... he even gets the girl... guy was such a loser

Join the zombies. Bwaainzz~

I'd post yet another zombie thread.

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WOOSH!

Run to Alaska.

Zombies don't just eat brains they eat any part of your body. Damn you "Return of the living dead." That movie also started the stupid running zombie craze.

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I've got a plan worked out for that. Assuming the disease would first become an epidemic in a major city somewhere, I'd assume the city would become quarantined. I'd rely on the few survivors left with an internet connection for information. I'd wear many layers of clothing to protect from bites, and would probably use a long stick as a temporary weapon to keep zombies at a distance.

A friend of mine works at a limousine rental company and has access to the keys of a hummer limousine, and we're planning to use that. Strength of a hummer + space of a limousine = win car. Then we'd go to the only gun store in our city, observe, and if there weren't hundreds of people with the same idea as us we'd ask the owner to lend us some guns, assuming he's alive. Then we'd probably try to get to rural areas, which are pretty safe here.

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I'd get myself killed as quickly as possible.

Too much hassle to survive. ):

You took all the fun away lol. Besides, a good plague will make more room for whoever is left :P. Besides, if your fat you would die first XD.

There are three castles within a fifteen minute drive, and as fortifications go, they're pretty solid. Grab lots of food and storm one of them.

There is a reason why almost all zombie movies skip the pandemic and head post-apocalypse, though...

I would protect my cats with all of my might! =3

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I'm already prepared got a bunker full of food porn beer guns I'm good to go!

Yeah columbus was a douchy douche but tallahassee was bad ass

Watch Zombieland for Practical Guides of What to Do...

At First What the hell is this? Act like This can not be happening..