Pretty fucking disappointed in Britland right now

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Gravity cat the adequately amused
The retards actually did go and pass age verification to view porn. It comes into effect in April.

This was well thought out, isn't completely intrusive, and benefits everyone.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/19/porn-sites-will-require-proof-age-april-2019-itll-work-8265771/


Considering the mountains of free pornsites and the existence of VPNs, it's a pointless law. But we like making pointless laws, especially regarding porn. Like this one they passed 4 years ago.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
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adix22 Grape Lolipop
"Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting"



FUCKING WHAT?! This cannot be serious - This is so ridiculous I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING.

WHAT!?

WHAT IS THIS? Middle ages?

I cannot contain my laughter, I mean I knew that UK was going full censor on anything that isn't PC and all , but this? No way, no way, It has to be a late April's fool joke, this is way to insane to be true...

*checks date* Wait, isn't this from 4 years ago? Even then, it doesn't change the fact that this is one of the most insane things I've ever read in my life, who even tries to pass things like these?

As for age check - that's dumb too, why would gov care when kids start to masturbate? (and try to prevent their pure naive eyes to be sullied by evil porn...) what is this puritan bullshit. They do realize that when kids start developing they do have urges right? I am not even going into this, I am going to start banging my head into nearest brick wall trying to either
A. End my suffering
B. Wake up from this nightmare



P.S
It's 7 am , so I haven't fact checked it(Too tired to do it) , so I cannot say it's true, but from what I know it is within realm of possibility considering current shitstorm around the world...
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623 FAKKU QA
I'm sorry for this loss, Grav.
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
Let's be fair Britain has a point on one of them. Choking bitches...that's bad mkay.
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'Lawley says that he hopes users will opt for AgePass as it doesn’t harvest information such as email addresses and browsing habits, and use this for marketing purposes.'

Bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
Oi govna, have your bdsm porn loicense?
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Better prepare our goodbye threads.
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" Marketing purpose "
Every time they say Marketing purpose or Market from the government's mouth. I always very suspicious as fuck, like.... What are you selling?
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
mangaka350 wrote...
" Marketing purpose "
Every time they say Marketing purpose or Market from the government's mouth. I always very suspicious as fuck, like.... What are you selling?


Pudding tax "because they're worried about children's health". Ok, but why hike the price of sugar to do that?