I feel like I am dying!!!

Ughhh... Fever... of 99.9 (I laughed when I saw that.) Degrees... I feel so horrible!

99.9? Are you kidding me? Thats not high at all.

well it depends on your age, for people older than children a high temperature is much more dangerous than when you were younger. And while 100 degrees is not usually deadly, it is much more dangerous than it is for children. so yes, 100 degrees is quite high, I'd like to see you standing in 100 degree temperature

And feel better BTW

I'll admit you are right but everything still hurts (it feels like I have blueball and it won't go away!) and I can't eat without having the feeling for throwing it back up :( I DEMAND MY CHICKEN SOUP!

Just take some pills and sleep it off like a man. You'll be fine.

... and masturbate, because we all know that masturbation cures anything.

Read mai-chan daily life, i'm sure it'll make you better <___<

99.9 celsius???!!!

It takes at least 101 to take me down. And I don't consider 19 as a child.
But then again, doctors tell me I don't have a normal immune system *Looks over posts and seems how defensive I seem* Anything else I can do to dispel beliefs of me being underage? :roll:

Obviously.

it's probably due to the pms that your vagina is inflicting you with right now...

just saying... man up bro.

Lol.. is leet/elite/l337 really that great?

Also, lmao at the image.

oh man sick yeah I was too it sucks well hope your better.

This XD

Hatsune Miku once said sticking a celery stick in your bum cures fevers >_>

Well give it a shot and tell us how it works

Ill pass for now >_>