I suddenly remembered what got me into bondage...

This was long before I learned about sex. I was five, I think.

During Zombie Jesus Week, local channels would air low-budget Christ Passion movies from like the 80's or 60's or something. My mom and aunt would make me and my cousins watch so we'd learn how he "saved us from our sins".

So yeah, the beginning was meh, Barabas was meh, but then the scourging scene happened. My supposed Saviour had his back to the screen most of the time so the the whipping and the screams of the feminine-like back of the long-haired actor gave me a boner. Possibly my first boner.

There's rule 34...even in the Bible and it's read to kids on Sundays :D

So lemme get this straight, you got a boner over a male reenacting Jebus Tapdancing Christ being abused in a Passion of the Christ wannabe?

Deftera, I wonder what other riveting tales you have to share with us.

I remember grabbing women's asses and sharking them when I was 4 :3

Btw, love that nostalgic sig. Nostalgia strikes again.

I once demonstrated to my 4 year old cousin how sex works.



Pretty much this but with a Barbie and a GI Joe. Kid probably turned gay.

You what deft? @_@

It wasn't the feeling of having absolute control?

I didn't get the absolute control part yet. I was 5.

This thread reminds me of my first masturbation. I was 4 that time. Mom was out shopping and dad was out at work, and I was alone. Then I randomly took one of my mom's magazine, and as I flipped through the page, I see an asthma medicine ads with a woman tightly rope-tied in her chest area. Something inside me was awakened. I can feel something strange in my manboyhood. I feel hot. I was reading the mags on the floor that time, and as I moved my body, my penis rubbed the dark, cold floor. And as I rub, it gradually felt better. After a few moments of rubbing, I suddenly felt something real good from down there. Maybe it's because I was a kid, but I as I recall, I don't think I see any semen flowing out from my personal pipe. When I think about it now, maybe I was just too young to produce enough amount of semen that time. And a complete fool I was, I told my Mom later that day. I was scolded, and she said it's not a good thing to do. But alas, what can I do? Like people said, once you get the taste of drugs, you can't stop. Maybe this was also the same.

Well, he did save us

When I was a kid a local tv station used to run a series of documentaries called SexTv about sexual topics late at night. One time I remember they did an episode about this female singer who was sexually attracted to Jesus and most of her songs were about having sex with him. She was hot too, lucky Jesus.

Also I found this.

:')