I wanna axe you a question?

Have you ever had a person you wanted to axe out to dinner? Did you ever sit on an incubating egg? You know people love to hatchet themselves...

i'm just gunna leaf this here.

You can ask me anything. Here my number.
1-800-844-7475
Listen for the ext for my office. Freak co.

No you can't "axe" me a question, but you can "ask" me a question.

Axe-puns? Really? You can do better.

I had a date pull a hatchet on me once. Does that qualify?

I mustache you a question but I'm shaving it for later.