If i had tentacles

I would seduce all the ladies and make a thread called If i had tentacles

so what your saying is... you have a tentacle and you are trying to seduce women... well, thank god im a guy ^_^

If I had tentacles I'd make noodles while stroking myself while at the same time molesting a girl and on the other side of the room I'd be on my labtop playing sex music while using my last tentacles to film all this at the same time while posting in this thread...

Bitches love tentacles. Most of them just don't admit it

.... *Slowly leaves thread*

any luck with that tentacular seducing?

no luck in seducing women. Maybe i need a snake tail and use that as a second phallic limb

You can borrow mine?

OH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN IB WHOOPS

uhh sup ctfg guys?

xD

i had two tabs open one in here and on in ib opened the wrong tab

oh I see. Makes sence ^_^

CTFG is not yet ready to handle such incoherent babble.

If you had tentacles..