If you heat a chicken in a mircowave...

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...that plastic-like taste when you eat it? Yeah, that's radiation.

You are now eating a radioactive chicken.
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
Only thing i use the microwave for is to pop popcorn, heat water, and nuke Dvd's for art.
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It taste better now that I know what it is.
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Is this some sort of 'tickets are now diamonds' thing?
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Uzumaki101 wrote...
...that plastic-like taste when you eat it? Yeah, that's radiation.

You are now eating a radioactive chicken.


You should unwrap it before putting it in.


Lol@double meaning.
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jmason Curious and Wondering
Radiation has a plastic-like taste?
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Antw0n Remember me?
Microwave = Radiation. Are we in IB or grade school? Implying there's a difference.
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Mmm...radiation *drools*...

I never did like using microwaves. I switched to conventional ovens a while ago. They seem safer and less radioactive.
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Sounds like something out of Fallout
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Mmmm Radiation Burrito sound good about now ^__^
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Redguy : I put Chicken once in a microwave...then Super Cow came and said "SUPER COW TO THE RESCUE idontknowthisspanishword !!!, then she bitch-slapped me with her udder then put me instead in the microwave


~this is a cool story
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what kind of side effects when you eat that radio active chicken? >:/
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Radiation from a Microwave is not Radioactive
Microwaves use a "magnetron" which is a huge electromagnet that pulses. This stirs up the molecules in whatever you are microwaving and, because they move so fast, they generate heat (and "radiate" electrical energy)

That is why the older ones, that did not have proper shielding, came with a warning for people with pacemakers. The "radiation" would sometimes shut them down.
Wasn't that fascinating?

LOL on the Take the plastic wrapper off first
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Pony wrote...
Radiation from a Microwave is not Radioactive
Microwaves use a "magnetron" which is a huge electromagnet that pulses. This stirs up the molecules in whatever you are microwaving and, because they move so fast, they generate heat (and "radiate" electrical energy)


THANK YOU. Urban myth that radiation is emitted from microwaves is false. same with cellphone cancer/radiation but that's a different story altogether. In summation, i am saddened by the fact that i can't get superpowers by eating microwaved chicken.
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Fuck yea, radioactive microwaves. Run on plutonium. Each meal is a gamble between life and death.

Or maybe (just maybe) we actually live on Earth, where microwaves do not spew out radiation.
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I'm eating radiations since I'm little.

tchernobylchicken ftw.
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Iam1vs100xp wrote...
Redguy : I put Chicken once in a microwave...then Super Cow came and said "SUPER COW TO THE RESCUE idontknowthisspanishword !!!, then she bitch-slapped me with her udder then put me instead in the microwave


~this is a cool story


Que me pasa? Yo soy
supercow, defendedora de la
justicia!
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Why would you put chicken in a microwave anyway? Totally ruins it.
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MagnetMonkey wrote...
In summation, i am saddened by the fact that i can't get superpowers by eating microwaved chicken.


That somehow reminded me of the Southpark episode where Randy put his testicles in microwave to get cancer so he could get medical marijuana. Now I want to watch some southpark :(

Also, who actually COOKS in a microwave? I'd never trust some raw meat to get properly cooked in a microwave. Using a stove/oven isnt that hard and food tastes over 9000 times better that way too.
lazy people should just get Flavorwave oven, just because mr.T likes it too!