I'm done.

What do I say to this?

First it was, "Come at me Bro!"

Then this,



and this,



But this is the last straw. This game is tearing me apart. (No pun intended.)

Well, they call it "bizzare".
You got a fair warning, I guess.

Have you actually read the manga of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

Shoulda imported like I did.

Yes. Enough to know it's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap" and not "Filthy Acts, At Reasonable Price."

But many people did overreact to the localization changes in the game because A. They scared of getting sued by all respective groups who were being referenced. B. They were just lazy. And I'm going more with the Former.

I'm even surprised they still kept the names "Lisa Lisa and Dio Brando." But unfortunately some others couldn't get the same fate, "Golden Experience" is now "Golden Wind" which makes sense. "Crazy Diamond" is now "Shining Diamond." "Sticky Fingers" is now "Zipper Man." And the list goes on and on...

considering that various copyright issues was the reason Earthbound wasn't re-released for the longest time, I'm not really surprised.

Can't really change the name of one of the most popular villains of the series though.