I'm in England Right Now

So many people driving on the wrong side of the road. Surprising they don't have more accidents.

I've been to London once, was fun.

Where are you?

It's like jacking off with your right hand. Feels wrong but it gets the job done.

Peterburough

Haven't heard of it before, what are you doing there?

Driving on the left hand side of the road is the least of your worries - it's people who change lanes in multi-laned roads and don't indicate.

Did you choose to come here? Because if you did you made a mistake.

I just got back Stateside from England. Was in Fairford for 3 weeks. Had a blast, loved the people, and it turns out they think Americans are all rock stars. The driving in the left was easy to get used to. It's the damn roundabouts that were confusing.

WHY DONTCHA FUCKING GET TAK AND HAVE A PARTY YA WANKER?

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