Interesting Title #12

When the fuck did it become okay to yell at a child? Today I was working at my minimum-wage job when I saw a fairly large kid being followed by his extremely large white-trash mother. The kid tripped and dropped his ice cream, which he had just bought from me, and his mother proceeded to start screaming at him. "You clumsy shit!" She said. Surprised by the harsh language I ran over to the mother and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I'll clean it up and he can have another one. It happens all the time." The mother stared at me like I had just told her that she was an obese cow-eating Godzilla monster. "He is MY son and I will decide how I treat him!" she screamed. Having said her bit she turned back to her son and balled up her fist. She proceeded to straight up beat her son in fucking public, IN FRONT OF ME. Kid was fucking bleeding. I did what any self-respecting amusement park employee would do, I called security. Security shows up and it takes three of these huge dudes to get this woman off her kid. The kid is beaming as his mother is carted (literally, she wouldn't fit in the car) away and opens his mouth for the first time since I saw him. Still smiling he says "Today's my birthday. I'm turning 11. Are you going to take me to Hogwarts now?" I couldn't believe it. 11 years old and he already figured out he's a wizard. So I grab his hand, give him a wink and wave my Dragon Heartstring wand through the air shouting "HOGWARTS!" My co-workers stare in awe as I disappear before their eyes, but I don't care because I'm never going to see them again. That's right, I'll never have to spend another day working ever again, because I just found "The boy who lived." I just found Harry Potter.
(Cue HP music)

tl;dr Child abuse = New Harry Potter

Dude, you should write a book

I am now
LOLING
CONFUSED BETWEEN REALITY AND LAUGHTER
DISTURBED

and if this is troll, i own you :D

DUMBLEDORE DIES
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what?!LOL.fu*k you!
i was like "man.that was messed up".
but at the end,i change my mind to "WTF?!".
damn you.i'm so gonna PWNED you for this.*chuckle*.

no wonder there's a Harry Potter pic in this thread.

This is what I'm talking about! These awesome stories need to be put into a book!...

really really really awesome ! Ruu..

Good job dood. You should write stuff more often. It's pretty entertaining.

I posted another one of my stories in the lemon section, if anyone wants to check it out. Giving the Finger

I like the story. Wondering whatever happened to the mother?

Giovanni you are my favorite troll.

Does that mean i own Giovanni? Giovanni you're in my legion of 100 trolls i name you the Giovanni of the Legion, tehy are yours to command!

I don't know why is it okay for drunken homeless people to wander into the store that I worked at and angrily tell me to "Get a Job" when I catch them trying to steal things in my own place of employment?

LOL

I AM NOT A TROLL, I AM THE LEADER OF TEAM ROCKET.

Join me and my 99 Trolls will be yours to command

Wow, this story made me fall out my seat with laughter!
good job!