Internet, wut r u doin, Internet, stahp!

Ok, I just opened my browser and I opened Google and Fakku, after a while a few manga, I searched at Google but it displayed "The webpage is not available" I tried other search engines but it displayed the same result, even sites like Youtube, Sadpanda and tumblr were dicking around. Then I noticed that only sites on Fakku were working, dafaq? Is this a sign? Should I fap all night long and fuck my studies?

To fap or not to fap!

Go for it. It is a sign from the gods. Take it, mortal.

But in all seriousness, I hate when that happens. Do you use chrome?

Could be a problem from your ISP.

Unless that my ISP is forcing me to read hentai.

Yeah, I do the same. I just have to restart chrome and give it a few before the pages revert.

Fuck it, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, when life gives you hentai masturbate furiously...

Words of a true wise man... or woman; I don't know.

For all intents and purposes, I'm a hyper-intelligent phone (the smart smart-phone)

Like this?

Holyshityoufoundme!

There's nothing technical about it, it really is just telling you to dive into pleasure and euphoria. Also watch Euphoria.

And Speed Grapher... Euphoria to the max!