It's my birthday
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Today is my 21st birthday. I asked my mom if I could have a pokemon cake, and she said I need to grow up. I was like bitch I'm a fucking pokemon master if I want a pokemon cake I should get one! Of course I didn't say that because she would beat the shit out of me. Do I need to grow up or stay a kid at heart forever?
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
You don't have a choice when it comes to growing old, but you do have a choice of growing up.
Everyone has their own childish side.
Everyone has their own childish side.
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Tanasinn
The Bellpepper
ulquiorra hatake wrote...
Today is my 21st birthday. I asked my mom if I could have a pokemon cake, and she said I need to grow up. I was like bitch I'm a fucking pokemon master if I want a pokemon cake I should get one! Of course I didn't say that because she would beat the shit out of me. Do I need to grow up or stay a kid at heart forever?you have to kill her it is the only way to transcend into the collective
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
You must say it to her, then bend her over, and prove that you are the man of the house. Put your dick in her, and you will be free
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you can never be too old for anything, especially pokemon
except maybe suckling your mom's nipples for milk.
except maybe suckling your mom's nipples for milk.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Show her the EV training equations, then ask her again if she thinks Pokemon is for fucking kids only.
