Garrick wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Happy day your mum and father shagged hard nine month earlier. He told her he shot it in her knickers.
That sentence was so quintessentially English - and also true.
I still remember the day my younger brother was conceived.
Pim Scutney: You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.
Rog Gobshire: We're gonna put the skitters in your alan whickers, you plonker!