Know anyone with an attitude problem?

I do, there's this girl who likes one of my roommates.

She always spaz out every time I move my bag of popcorn just one inch away from her to me, at first I did it purely to eat my popcorn easier, and discovered it by accident.

She takes it personal like i'm trying to protect my popcorn, says like, hey I don't wan to eat your dumb popcorn. So stop acting like I am trying to steal your popcorn.

So like, I ended up doing it repeatedly. Normal people is so weird.

I just can't help it. The day she stops reacting like that is the day I stop moving my popcorn.

What a bitch. She needs to get laid.

You know what you should do? Offer her some popcorn, then fifteen minutes later, move the bag towards you. That'll drive her crazy.

I was pretty sure you were going to say "and then rape her", but it never happened.

Isn't that why you're supposed to offer the drugged popcorn in the first place? :?

hah funny stuff xP I'd offer her drugged popcorns for purpose of seeing her crash into the small plastic trash cans head first with trash in it. Lulz will be had.

And then blame your roommate :lol:

just knock her the fuck out, problem solved.

Epic hilarity. :lol:

^This :lol:

(although i dont know if punching a woman is a good idea)

Oh come on she seems to be enjoying it!

Here's another suggestion : Next time she says that just tell her this 'How the hell am i gonna know if you're stealing my popcorn if i don't move it closer to me , your retarted stealing a guy's popcorn' it shoudl really crush ehr day and make your day :lol: ^^ 8)

It would just make her bite off his dick.

Dear god, next time just make two bags of popcorn, and this shit won't happen!

Fuck that, we don't have time for rational solutions.