Me vs the Mailing System

So I keep getting tons and tons of junkmail. There's like a huge evolope of coupons too but honestly just give me the fuckin money it took to make the damn paper advertisement or something. I was fed up with it Monday and decided to just leave it all in my Mailbox. It's Saturday now and it's nearly a full mailbox. I'm wondering how will the mailman send me my mail? I do all my bills online so I really only use my mailbox for... well nothing but putting shit in the trashcan. So wtf is he gonna do? Hold my mail? I'll laugh.

Hey, you never know when someone might accidentally mail you the coordinates to the secret anime world and he checks your mail. For all you know he's banging Yoko right now.

Lol I wish I do check for good stuff but I still stuff it back in. Starting to give up on that too. If someone has the coords to the magical anime world I wouldn't have the money for a private plane to fly me there anyways.

Lol theres no point to it then just throw it all away dont even check it!

If your municipality works like mine in any way, they'll put your mail on hold at the Post Office once your mailbox gets full. I assume once they have enough of your mail they'll complain to you about it.

Really? Lol like to see them try seeing as how I have no house phone. I only got cellphones in this household. What are they gonna do? Send me a letter? Lawl.

I was thinking more like law enforcement officer on your doorstep.

That's right fuck the postal system and the government who runs it. Hell I don't even have a mailing address >_>

Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld like this?

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I clearly remember an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry stopped accepting his mail. Or maybe it was Kramer. I guess my memory's not that clear, after all.

It was Kramer. He didn't want any more catalogs so he put a brick in his mailbox or something and the post office started putting his mail in Jerry's mailbox.
Then some other stuff happens and eventually Kramer gets kidnapped by what I can only refer to as "postal spies" and is "convinced" to start accepting his mail again by the general of mail or whatever they called him. The postmaster general maybe? Meh. *shrug*

And to be relevant to the topic, you'd be surprised how much crap they can stuff into a mailbox, guy.