Merry Christmas you perverted duck!

*sends red, green, and white slime girls to kiss you and pleasurably rape you under a mistletoe tree. *

I expect you'll like that. XD
Anyway, I won't be on for another week or so, so I'm jumping the gun a bit and wishing everyone a merry Christmas because I won't be using the Internet on Christmas.

I also have 7 Jewish slime girls and giant menorah for Hannakah (how the fuck do you spell that anyway? Every time I try google, spell check, and autocorrect thinks I meant something else.)

And for Kuanza... Well I still have slime girls at the ready, but I know nothing of this holiday's customs.

And Goo Guys are availed upon request. XD

Anyway happy winter based holiday season! *kisses Momoka because I like this site. *

Christmas is on Jan 7th.
Inb4 Cruz calls me a hipster.

Hipster

You're a hipster, Harry.

Pagans whores

My monster girl fantasy can't be this real!

I wish I had roast duck now. I miss eating that.

Uhh... Thanks I guess?

Looking forward to eating ham on christmas.

that video was pretty funny :)

Merry Christmas guys ^_^

JOY TO THE WORLD FOR ZEUS IS DEAD!

[size=28]WE ZAPPED HIM THROUGH HIS HEAD![/h]

Ya ya ya, Merry Christmas!

[size=29]MERRY BIRTHMAS JESUS[/h]