Most ridiculous hentai translation you've seen

As title says, please post your most ridiculous, hilarious, out of this world translations made by non other than our beloved translators here on Fakku :)

Hands down, ragdoll's translation of this. Some graceful anon took advantage of their commission information and asked they translate this story, but not use a typical English style.

https://www.fakku.net/manga/me-stepmums-too-fuckin-hot-mate-english

I'll be honest lol. I want to know what manga you read that had "SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!" That made me laugh so hard.

I'd love to know that as well haha

Google Double Team hentai manga. Very first result. Page 16.

Seems it got deleted from ex for whatever reason. But XCX scans did a Nigga translation of Super Market Fantasy (amagi brilliant park)

edit: it's still there just gotta look under expunged galleries.

You haven't lived 'till you've read some of Hakujira Uminekodan's works. Maybe one of the uploaders could put some of them on the galleries.