My cat sent me a voicemail. WTF?

So I was going through my voicemail yesterday, and this is what I found:

My cat's voicemail!


WTF? Now, I know my cat knows how to use the phone, because my bf lets him talk to me over the phone sometimes. But this is the first time the cat used my bf's phone to call me and, not only that, but leave me a voicemail as well. He is smarter than I thought he was. Scary. I am concerned about the banging noises. Is he threatening me for not giving him tuna this week? DX

Didn't a cat get his owner busted for downloading kiddie porn.

Oh shiiiiii--

*formats hard drive*

I lol'd...

I cant hear it. But I bet he evolved. xD

that voicemail was about my dog humping your adorable cat

Interspecies buttrape? O_O"

But that does explain the banging noises. DX

your cat's name is squishy...

i just logon to your answering machine and your cat left another voice mail,

Maybe your boyfriend was bangin' the c-....

shota cat is probably jacking your boyfriend atm thats why it was always banging

ZOMG.

But yes, his name is Mr. Squishy, and the other one is named Pillow. Hey, I didn't name them; teh bf did. >_<"

Cats know how to use the phone now!?

We r all DOOMED!!

Its just the hint of when your cat will kill you. silly cat lovers. oh wait.. oh well.