my W.T.F moment

it started when
my cousin invited me of his birthday
and its so fucking waste of time >_>

then he introduce me
to his friends.

three boys
three girls

then we where having a blast playing ps3.
eating something random.
and drinking beer and get wasted. and as for me i am
not a drunk card and alcoholic bitch.
i use to spill the beer
and pretend that im drinking it >:3

when all of my cousins friends
got knocked out of drunken-ness. i started
to clean the damn place by cleaning the dishes
and sweeping all the dirt. because my cousin's
parents were in vacation in Hawaii.

so i ask permeation
to my mother to sleep in my cousins house.
cause no one guarding this house.
cause all of this drunk tits
pownd by the beer. i might afraid
that a thief will brake in @_@

two hours later....

suddenly one of my cousins friends
got up. and ask me to guide her to
the bathroom. she is pretty
weak though she might slip
and bang her head against the wall X_X

after that she called me
from the bathroom and ask
me this question

" do you have a girlfriend? "

and i say

" no "

and she say

" good "

and then she kissed me
and grab my dick @_@

i know its awesome but this is
so fucking wrong. oh well i have no choice
but to have fun with her and we doing it
in the bathroom >:3

so she gave me a blow job
but damn shes freaking fast
after that i have sex with her

15 minutes later
i knocked her out cold.
but damn all of my energy got wasted
i cant even stand X_X

after that. i lift her up
into the bed and dress her up
.then i go outside and
my momma got scared and said
you're movin' with aunty and
your uncle to bel-air.

Fascinating story, broseph.

Did you also whistle for a cab?

I hope Tegumi is happy now.

Shit she ninjad me >_>

oh no~



oh well lolz we had XD

Lucky you

In fact, I whistled for a cab and when it came near I noticed that the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that that cab was rare. But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

oh my~

good story lad good story..........

Thank god I'm a quick shot or I would've gotten trolled.
btw I came

That was a good read..lol

lol where did you get this from tms?

I wonder...

found it...
Space just bumped it....

I bumped jack shit! I found it on the first page D:

Who's Jack?

hmmm, i seem to be having some sort of deja vu.