Not [something] = like [something]?

FOR EXAMPLE.

Not knowing what is WoW = like the Internet without Google?

Not knowing what Touhou is = like censored hentai?

Not having your own Internet = like living in a desert?

I ran out of arguments. I need some of your brains to figure this out.*

*= bored while under a typhoon. :(

Not having Oral sex = like my dick without your mouth