One Night with your Waifu
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If you could spend one night with only one of your waifu's what would you do with her? I know it's a repeat topic from a long time ago, but what the heck, I felt like making a new one
For me, I would pick Euphemia, and it would go something like this
1900-2030; Have a nice Italian dinner with Euphemia. Include a small amount of wine.
2030-204040; Realize I can't hold my liquor very well and pass out in the parking lot.
2040-2100; Euphie drives me back to an Inn where I wake up as she tries to pick me up out of the car
2100-2103; Apologize profusely for my passing out. Try to get out of the car
2103-2110; Attempt to purchase a reasonable priced room, end up buying the premium suite.
2110-2115; Make way to fancy room, realize what I've done and collapse on King sized bed in a state of depression. Also apologize to Euphie for the horrible night
2120-2123; Euphie rebuttals my apology saying it was a great night. She also comments on how ridiculously huge the bed is. Asks if there's room for her
2123-2127; Engage in furious make out session. Both of us comment on how the other still tastes like that wine.
2127-2130; Attempt to remove clothes. Tie's are impossible to remove and the zipper on Euphie's dress get's stuck.
2130-2135; Find pair of scissors, attempt to act serious while cutting the back of her dress open.
2135-2137; More making out, keep trying to remove each others clothes
2135-2139; Finally succeed in removing clothes. Next is her underclothes.
2139-2140; Comment on how amazingly sexy she is in garters, decide to keep underclothes on.
2140-2143; Engage in consensual sex in the missionary position. Seems like I'm a quick shot.
2143-2144; Mope in corner of bed about my lack of sexual prowess.
2144-2150; In an attempt to cheer me up, Euphie proceeds to give me a 'helping hand'
2150-2200; Get the freak on. I last longer than she does.
2200-2210; Receive fellatio for lasting longer than her; declare undying love for Euphie at the end.
2210-2240; Call room service for new sheets. Attempt to explain how we spilled all that water on the underside of the mattress.
2240-2245; Get new sheets. Make bed, looks awesome.
2245-2250; Make way down to private baths
2250-2300; Converse on how much of a genius the other is in duping the maid in thinking that was water.
2300-2310; Euphie washes me in ways I didn't think possible. Decide I love large breasts
2310-2314; Finally get a Paizuri. Unable to tell difference between soap and semen.
2314-2320; Dry off and try to make way back to room. Get lost
2320-2340; Make way back to baths. Soak in hot tub.
2340-2400; Have conversation about how we met, remember it was an accident.
2400-2403; Recall first kiss, engage in more necking.
2403-0100; Have furious sex all over the bathing area, ignore night watchmen when told we have to leave.
0100-0105; Night watchmen comes back with friend, threatens arrest.
0105-0110; Apologize to guards, return to room.
0110-0700; Return to room exhausted but happy. Sleep under sheets naked. Periodically wake up and comment on how smooth the other feels.
0700-0800; Morning wood causes even more fornication. Thank you psychological phenomenon.
0800-1000; Realize there's a kitchen in room. Make bacon and pancakes.
1000-1100; Turns out we forgot our clothes were in shambles. Steal Inn bathrobes and proceed to car. Forget tattered clothes
1100-1130; Drive off in car, return home.
End Date
For me, I would pick Euphemia, and it would go something like this
1900-2030; Have a nice Italian dinner with Euphemia. Include a small amount of wine.
2030-204040; Realize I can't hold my liquor very well and pass out in the parking lot.
2040-2100; Euphie drives me back to an Inn where I wake up as she tries to pick me up out of the car
2100-2103; Apologize profusely for my passing out. Try to get out of the car
2103-2110; Attempt to purchase a reasonable priced room, end up buying the premium suite.
2110-2115; Make way to fancy room, realize what I've done and collapse on King sized bed in a state of depression. Also apologize to Euphie for the horrible night
2120-2123; Euphie rebuttals my apology saying it was a great night. She also comments on how ridiculously huge the bed is. Asks if there's room for her
2123-2127; Engage in furious make out session. Both of us comment on how the other still tastes like that wine.
2127-2130; Attempt to remove clothes. Tie's are impossible to remove and the zipper on Euphie's dress get's stuck.
2130-2135; Find pair of scissors, attempt to act serious while cutting the back of her dress open.
2135-2137; More making out, keep trying to remove each others clothes
2135-2139; Finally succeed in removing clothes. Next is her underclothes.
2139-2140; Comment on how amazingly sexy she is in garters, decide to keep underclothes on.
2140-2143; Engage in consensual sex in the missionary position. Seems like I'm a quick shot.
2143-2144; Mope in corner of bed about my lack of sexual prowess.
2144-2150; In an attempt to cheer me up, Euphie proceeds to give me a 'helping hand'
2150-2200; Get the freak on. I last longer than she does.
2200-2210; Receive fellatio for lasting longer than her; declare undying love for Euphie at the end.
2210-2240; Call room service for new sheets. Attempt to explain how we spilled all that water on the underside of the mattress.
2240-2245; Get new sheets. Make bed, looks awesome.
2245-2250; Make way down to private baths
2250-2300; Converse on how much of a genius the other is in duping the maid in thinking that was water.
2300-2310; Euphie washes me in ways I didn't think possible. Decide I love large breasts
2310-2314; Finally get a Paizuri. Unable to tell difference between soap and semen.
2314-2320; Dry off and try to make way back to room. Get lost
2320-2340; Make way back to baths. Soak in hot tub.
2340-2400; Have conversation about how we met, remember it was an accident.
2400-2403; Recall first kiss, engage in more necking.
2403-0100; Have furious sex all over the bathing area, ignore night watchmen when told we have to leave.
0100-0105; Night watchmen comes back with friend, threatens arrest.
0105-0110; Apologize to guards, return to room.
0110-0700; Return to room exhausted but happy. Sleep under sheets naked. Periodically wake up and comment on how smooth the other feels.
0700-0800; Morning wood causes even more fornication. Thank you psychological phenomenon.
0800-1000; Realize there's a kitchen in room. Make bacon and pancakes.
1000-1100; Turns out we forgot our clothes were in shambles. Steal Inn bathrobes and proceed to car. Forget tattered clothes
1100-1130; Drive off in car, return home.
End Date
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with chise,
1) sex
2) blow innocent bystanders up
3) sex
4) use civilians as target practice
5) lunch
6) sex
7) repeat #2 and 4
8 ) sex
9) end date by nuking everything
1) sex
2) blow innocent bystanders up
3) sex
4) use civilians as target practice
5) lunch
6) sex
7) repeat #2 and 4
8 ) sex
9) end date by nuking everything
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catfish wrote...
Play music together. And mehbeh sum smex later :)BLAST BEAT BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Raping, fucking Chachamaru all day in every place.
I know she will be happy. Because she is my tool (reference to FMD Muramasa)
I know she will be happy. Because she is my tool (reference to FMD Muramasa)
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I pick Taiga Fujimura.
First, we'd spar for a little while, maybe I'd learn a thing or two about basic swordplay. We proceed into lunch, something like ham sandwiches, very simple. Onto afternoon, we sex it up till dinner, which is fancy and romantic, featuring steak and fish. More sexing afterwards.
First, we'd spar for a little while, maybe I'd learn a thing or two about basic swordplay. We proceed into lunch, something like ham sandwiches, very simple. Onto afternoon, we sex it up till dinner, which is fancy and romantic, featuring steak and fish. More sexing afterwards.
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
Ramsus wrote...
.....................................Miya-san wrote...
I can't choose one of em.. I love them all
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
I have discussed the idea with my waifus and it almost got me killed. Apparently nobody wants to go along with allowing a 1-on-1 date, so I had to compromise with a 5-on-1 night. That didn't go too well either. Turns out not everyone was really on board with the '4 other girls besides me' initiative from the very beginning, so most of the night turned into violence prevention; at least, until Yuno-chan finally dozed off, then it got pretty quiet. None of my girls have that much to say it seems. Was nice though, saw some fireworks. Bleeding a little, not sure when that happened.
