PSA for y'all

If you ever fart, immediately get the hell out of the room unless you want to get sick.

Seriously, it happened again.

Eww...

I like to play the trumpet in a tightly packed group of people. Funny to watch their faces all at the same time.

Funny story:

I had 4 cans of beans last night because I was hungry. Now, they say that beans make you fart nonstop and until today, I never believed it. I woke up this morning with a gut ache, so I immediately went for a shit, and most of it was just farts. Not only that but I was letting rip all day. I actually got scared of shitting myself.

One good thing about farts like that though, when you feel like you're deflating. Feels good man.

I fart a lot

I had 3 bowls of chili the other night.

Do NOT try to cut a huge fart after having a lot of chili.

I had to throw away those pants.

I once ate a whole can of baked beans and farted non stop all night. When I woke up the next morning my room stunk of musty farts. Like that smell you get with wet towels that have been left on the bathroom floor mixed with the horrible stench of ass.

Surprise surprise I farted! It stinks. Serves me right for eating a bean and cheese burrito for lunch.

Unfortunately due to my room mate i am aware that girls sometimes do not smell like flowers, she uses it as a way to get revenge