Question

I just checked out jacob's profile recently, and wondered why he's member #2?
So who IS the FIRST member of the fakku forums?

His beard.

the first member was a test to see if it would work properly. I am not sure who made the user generator but I'd guess it's Jacob.

fix'd

fix'd

No. Its Horse Jacob

So can anyone link me to this so called "test member"?

deleted?

abducted

Necro-raped by Nash.

Chuck Norris
I would link you to him but I can't
You don't find Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only finds you

he is following you everywhere, you will be hearing extra footsteps until you say 'gomenasai' and go back to hinamizawa

Here's a picture of the user

Back when Jacob became Guardian of Fakku he approached the elder ones for approval, yet they saw a darkness in his heart that could not be tamed. After training night and day for decades he was finally able to seperate his body into two halfs, one good, one pure evil. While the good one was preparing to create something the world could be proud of, the evil half took off and terrorised the Earth, causing great devistation and peril. He then decided to one day do the most evil thing imaginable, create a website so vile and horrid it would ruin Jacobs reputation and destroy the interwebs from within. He became known as member #1 of 'FUKKU' and began posting poorly drawn, unfulfiling doujinshi on mass.
The evil one did not know, however, that what he created was to much for him to control. Trolls, Haxxors and Noobs flooded the site, anarchy reigned and devistation followed. He had created something even he feared and there was only one pure enough to save it, Jacob.
Jacob was hesitant at first, but after observing the actions of the sinful he could take no more. However, since he was only a lowly new member there was only one way he could scale the ranks quickly to assist. The two halves fused once more and Jacob in his original form was born, also known as 'Super Jacob'.
This new force clensed the site, flushing away many, but evil remains here and there. This mix of pure good and pure evil set a perfect balance as such on the new christened 'FAKKU!'. Jacob became member #2, and the #1 serves as a memorial and as a constant reminder of the evil that had been defeated and the joy that had been found.
...at least thats the rumor :3

BECAUSE HE'S CRAP.
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