Qweribltopsis
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We blue muffin carry topic for pillar drive edible eat purple cat weight buy forgo lift monkey trap handle quarry marble knob ditch cobble.
Pop dust quaffle batch camp bake light mop. Snoop in garden height dream desert loop poof record cake. Notch under blade rock catch toaster frost crumble red slash. Rules waffle kingdom cap lick touch with nine truffle loss. Slowly stuff create sense time by and lost in maze as my mind blank draw the study of universe.
Waiting for pancakes and the syrup slowly ebbs like a tide down the side of a bottle in the middle of the restaurant and the waitress begs the thief to not spit in the pasta filled with cheese of the provolone persuasion.
As you wake up and start to make sense of what just transpired, you realize that nothing ever feels as real as when you dream. When you know that nothing can be wrong if you work your hardest to bring forth that moment of happiness you achieve as you take another step towards something tangible. Something with meaning. It has meaning because you give it your all. What other people think of the path you walk is not something that impacts you at all. You understand that happiness is achieved at the cost of blood, sweat, and many tears along a path that isn't there.
You blaze the trail. You heed the call from within. You decide if your life is worth being happy and dying for.
Pop dust quaffle batch camp bake light mop. Snoop in garden height dream desert loop poof record cake. Notch under blade rock catch toaster frost crumble red slash. Rules waffle kingdom cap lick touch with nine truffle loss. Slowly stuff create sense time by and lost in maze as my mind blank draw the study of universe.
Waiting for pancakes and the syrup slowly ebbs like a tide down the side of a bottle in the middle of the restaurant and the waitress begs the thief to not spit in the pasta filled with cheese of the provolone persuasion.
As you wake up and start to make sense of what just transpired, you realize that nothing ever feels as real as when you dream. When you know that nothing can be wrong if you work your hardest to bring forth that moment of happiness you achieve as you take another step towards something tangible. Something with meaning. It has meaning because you give it your all. What other people think of the path you walk is not something that impacts you at all. You understand that happiness is achieved at the cost of blood, sweat, and many tears along a path that isn't there.
You blaze the trail. You heed the call from within. You decide if your life is worth being happy and dying for.
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I WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD
I WANT TO FEEL YOU DEEP
I WANT TO RICK YOUR BODY
I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SWEET
I WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD
I WANT TO FEEL YOU DEEP
I WANT TO AH AH
I WANT TO AH AH
I WANT TO FEEL YOU DEEP
I WANT TO RICK YOUR BODY
I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SWEET
I WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD
I WANT TO FEEL YOU DEEP
I WANT TO AH AH
I WANT TO AH AH
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Watch for sticks and stones
Stumbling blocks in piles
Life is one big road
Miles on top of miles
So blessed be the soul
That always remains a child
And most people don't even smile.
There's a natural mystic
Blowing in true the air
So keep it realistic
And always be aware
The truth is crying out
And it's so loud and so clear
But most people won't even hear.
Lolicon pollution is in the atmosphere
And with so much confusion
Can one be happy here?
The gift of fakku wisdom is for all man to share
But some would rather to be so unfair
Stumbling blocks in piles
Life is one big road
Miles on top of miles
So blessed be the soul
That always remains a child
And most people don't even smile.
There's a natural mystic
Blowing in true the air
So keep it realistic
And always be aware
The truth is crying out
And it's so loud and so clear
But most people won't even hear.
Lolicon pollution is in the atmosphere
And with so much confusion
Can one be happy here?
The gift of fakku wisdom is for all man to share
But some would rather to be so unfair
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gentle Jichan wrote...
Watch for sticks and stonesStumbling blocks in piles
Life is one big road
Miles on top of miles
So blessed be the soul
That always remains a child
And most people don't even smile.
There's a natural mystic
Blowing in true the air
So keep it realistic
And always be aware
The truth is crying out
And it's so loud and so clear
But most people won't even hear.
Lolicon pollution is in the atmosphere
And with so much confusion
Can one be happy here?
The gift of fakku wisdom is for all man to share
But some would rather to be so unfair
This is the best response I've heard so far. Jichan, I enjoy reading your posts more than I enjoy reading a lot of the non-sense that goes on around here.
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Space Cowboy wrote...
gentle Jichan wrote...
Watch for sticks and stonesStumbling blocks in piles
Life is one big road
Miles on top of miles
So blessed be the soul
That always remains a child
And most people don't even smile.
There's a natural mystic
Blowing in true the air
So keep it realistic
And always be aware
The truth is crying out
And it's so loud and so clear
But most people won't even hear.
Lolicon pollution is in the atmosphere
And with so much confusion
Can one be happy here?
The gift of fakku wisdom is for all man to share
But some would rather to be so unfair
This is the best response I've heard so far. Jichan, I enjoy reading your posts more than I enjoy reading a lot of the non-sense that goes on around here.
SPACE COWBOY..
.. I WAS WRONG.
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Space Cowboy wrote...
We blue muffin carry topic for pillar drive edible eat purple cat weight buy forgo lift monkey trap handle quarry marble knob ditch cobble.Pop dust quaffle batch camp bake light mop. Snoop in garden height dream desert loop poof record cake. Notch under blade rock catch toaster frost crumble red slash. Rules waffle kingdom cap lick touch with nine truffle loss. Slowly stuff create sense time by and lost in maze as my mind blank draw the study of universe.
Waiting for pancakes and the syrup slowly ebbs like a tide down the side of a bottle in the middle of the restaurant and the waitress begs the thief to not spit in the pasta filled with cheese of the provolone persuasion.
As you wake up and start to make sense of what just transpired, you realize that nothing ever feels as real as when you dream. When you know that nothing can be wrong if you work your hardest to bring forth that moment of happiness you achieve as you take another step towards something tangible. Something with meaning. It has meaning because you give it your all. What other people think of the path you walk is not something that impacts you at all. You understand that happiness is achieved at the cost of blood, sweat, and many tears along a path that isn't there.
You blaze the trail. You heed the call from within. You decide if your life is worth being happy and dying for.
Okay, I'm going to decipher this shit all up in this shit.
Blue Muffin = Republican Bakers
Pillar Drive Edible = Large Republican Promoting Cinnamon Log
Purple Cat = Fusion of the Republican[Blue] and Democratic[Red] parties[A.K.A. Heretic Action.[Large Republican Promoting Cinnamon Log will be dessert at the merging meeting thing]
"monkey trap...quarry...ditch" = HOLY COCK! IT'S A TRAP!
Cobble = Reminder to get your shoes fixed by a cobbler.
I'll work on the second paragraph later. For now, you'll just have to deal with this devastating news that thou hast been served.
Second Paragraph
Pop dust = FUCK! THEY'RE ON CRACK!
quaffle batch camp bake = Operation Get into the summer camps and make the democrat kids fat[A la our hero, Rush Limbaugh.]
light mop = The Priest that molests the kid must mop the floor.
Snoop in garden height = "We shall deploy Snoop Dog into their garden..." But sir! He's high!" "<Gasp> NO WAY! ALERT THE MEDIA! FOX NEWS! FOX NEWS! Of course he's fucking high."
Dream Desert = Nuclear cinnamon log[Penis shaped].
Record Cake = Reminder to stop rockin' out to Clay Aiken in front of Republican co-conspirators.
Notch under = "Remember to search under/behind the scrotum of Democrat scum"
Blade Rock Catch = "One must catch the rock hard sword of one's creepy, older gay superior officers..."
toaster frost crumble: "Remember to buy Pop-Tarts"
"Rules of the waffle kingdom: cap lick touch with nine truffle loss": This entire sentence is about BJ's... So yeah...
"Slowly stuff create sense time by and lost in maze as my mind blank draw the study of universe.": It's basically "Person inserts small penis into anal cavity." "Penis so small and sex so bad sexual partner falls asleep." "Person that inserted the penis feels immensely emasculated. Decides to give up sex and study the universe[Hopes the secret of the universe increases penis size]"
Okay, so, the second paragraph is mostly about food, thinks that the republicans said and the advent of a... poorly endowed man. I'll try doing the third paragraph later.
May the Democrats that were tricked by the evil Republicans rest in peace...
Edit: Qweribltopsis: Malamutian god of Deception.
Edit 2: Okay, so the Republicans are on crack and they're making penis shaped Cinnamon Logs... Fuck. I hope everyone's wearing their anal plugs/surprise penis shaped baked goods shield today.
