...RAEG?

Discuss.

Kinda lol'd.

tl:dr :(
sorry.

Interesting, Mario has become pretty ridiculous through the years, thats why ill just stick to the classics and maybe that new wii one.... seems normal enough.

Had a good lol though.

Picture related?



What about Luigi, he never gets enough attention.

Wow... that'd be one messed up diary entry for Mario... but he raises a good point. Why doesn't he ditch Peach and just use his doctorate to get a better job somewehere else?

@ HeroDuke: That spoiler pic was so messed up it was hilarious xDD

I second this!!!

At least he gets to bang Peach. Doesn't he? .. DOESN'T HE?!

Nope. I don't even think he's allowed in the castle when he isn't summoned... xD
So I guess only Daisy gets to 'bang' Peach?

Friend zone. He's always so nice to her, like rescuing her and shit. She wouldn't want to hurt their relationship in such a way.

This is where Wario comes in. You see, he fucks Peace. All the time. All. The. Time. Now, any sane person would ask themselves "Why would Peach fuck Wario?!" while people like me would ask "Do they use condoms and or birth control?". You see, Group A, Peach likes the bad boys, in this case the obese, twice her age, retard hillbilly incest baby[Brother of Mario and Luigi], bad boy. See how that works? Now, Group B, they do not use birth control nor do they use condoms. Peach can radiate Wario's sperm out of her pores. It's some special Royalty Only magic shit.

Totally.

This really made me laugh. >w< Very funny stuff. I like the stuff you share quadratic.

Haha.. so that's what Mario thinking 24/7.. poor guy.