[Locked] Sad story of my life.
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I was walking on the moon one day and I saw a giant chicken, it looked scared so I've decided to hug it. That chicken looked me with kindness and after that I kissed it. We started kissing and hugging eachother, it was like a love on first sight. We decided that we should go further and we made love for 4 hours. Right now our plan is to get married and have lots of children running around. I love my chicken, and we will be together forever.
Oh god I was so wrong, when we got married the chicken I loved was gone, instead of that it turned into a ugly beast who only demands more and more. Soon enough I couldn't stand its behavior anymore, so in the end I left. I spent my last moments thinking about that chicken I met.. that chicken I loved, and I died with tears dripping on the floor.
Oh god I was so wrong, when we got married the chicken I loved was gone, instead of that it turned into a ugly beast who only demands more and more. Soon enough I couldn't stand its behavior anymore, so in the end I left. I spent my last moments thinking about that chicken I met.. that chicken I loved, and I died with tears dripping on the floor.
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Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
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Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
Spoiler:
I see the Macarena and raise you
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Afroman wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
Spoiler:
I see the Macarena and raise you
Spoiler:
I see your chacha and raise you The Scatman...
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Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
Spoiler:
I see the Macarena and raise you
Spoiler:
I see your chacha and raise you The Scatman...
Spoiler:
I'll just leave this here...
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Kona-chan wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
Spoiler:
I see the Macarena and raise you
Spoiler:
I see your chacha and raise you The Scatman...
Spoiler:
I'll just leave this here...
Spoiler:
More Futurama huh? Well I'll see that and raise you:
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Afroman wrote...
Kona-chan wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
Spoiler:
I see the Macarena and raise you
Spoiler:
I see your chacha and raise you The Scatman...
Spoiler:
I'll just leave this here...
Spoiler:
More Futurama huh? Well I'll see that and raise you:
Spoiler:
Do I win?
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CaptainAmerica2001 wrote...
God damn idiots, ruined a perfect thread.AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN.
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Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
Kona-chan wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
Zak wrote...
Afroman wrote...
I see your We Like to Party and raise you aSpoiler:
I see your... that...
And raise you a Macarena...
Spoiler:
I see the Macarena and raise you
Spoiler:
I see your chacha and raise you The Scatman...
Spoiler:
I'll just leave this here...
Spoiler:
More Futurama huh? Well I'll see that and raise you:
Spoiler:
Do I win?
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I don't know... does this beat it? Probably not.